First Person Shooters for the middle aged player?

Please don’t feel unwelcome if this isn’t you.  If a tip makes a game more fun for us it will make it more fun for you… unless you’re into masochism in which case… good luck with that.  Sorry, I mean I hope you have really bad luck with that and suffer enjoyably!

I’m a nobody.  I’m the guy who doesn’t read the manual.  I’m an ordinary bloke who was barely a teenager when Pong was state of the art.  But that’s why some of you should listen.  I’m you.  I’m not a pre-pubescent twitch killer with thousands of hours of experience and the reflexes of a coked up Ninja (if you are, you are still might learn from this site).  I’m a fifty year old man with slow reflexes, poor hand eye coordination, no sense of direction or spatial awareness and a brain which only has eighty percent of the bandwidth required to play a modern FPS.  But I still have fun!

I can go through these games set to the lowest level of difficulty and still get that rush of satisfaction when I get to the end… just like you do.  You can still feel superior to me… because you probably are.  That doesn’t mean the contents of this site are of no use to you.

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